Werb, Maker of Things

Werb, the Maker of Things, or just Werb, is the consummate trickster god-figure of Kern’s lore. He is the universe’s sardonic, sarcastic, happy-go-lucky god of magic. His domain of divinity likewise encompasses matter, reality, and energy. Werb is among the most powerful entities in the entire universe.

Werb

Medium celestial [divinity], Chaotic Neutral

Armor Class 40 (Natural armor)

Hit Points 1,000

Speed 100 ft., fly 100 ft.

STR 30 (+10) DEX 30 (+10) CON 30 (+10)
INT 21 (+5) WIS 20 (+5) CHA 30 (+10)

Saving Throws Dex +20, Cha +20, Proficiency Bonus +10

Skills All with Expertise

Damage Immunities All damage from all sources, unless the attacker carries a rubber ducky on their person

Condition Immunities Blinded, Deafened, Exhaustion, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Prone, Sleep, Stunned

Senses Truesight, Passive Perception 40

Languages Understands all languages

Challenge 50 (1,310,000 XP)

Legendary Resistance (5/day). If Werb fails a saving throw or ability check, he can choose to succeed instead.

Magic Immunity. Werb cannot be affected by any spell unless he either chooses to be or the caster is carrying a rubber ducky on their person.

Magic Weapons. Werb’s weapon attacks are counted as magical.

Unusual Nature. Werb does not require food, drink, air, or sleep.

Innate Spellcasting. Werb’s innate spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 30, +20 to hit with spell attacks). Werb can innately cast every spell in D&D, but the following are his top picks:

1st level: Catapult, Charm Person, Command, Disguise Self, Jim’s Magic Missile, Shield, Sleep

2nd level: Crown of Madness, Detect Thoughts, Suggestion

3rd level: Clairvoyance, Counterspell, Haste, Lightning Bolt, Revivify, Slow

4th level: Banishment, Polymorph

5th level: Cloudkill, Cone of Cold, Dominate Person, Gravity Sinkhole, Mislead, Telekinesis, Wall of Force

6th level: Chain Lightning, Disintegrate, Eyebite, Forbiddance, Gravity Fissure, Heal, Mass Suggestion

7th level: Crown of Stars, Delayed Blast Fireball, Plane Shift, Regenerate, Teleport

8th level: Armor of Force, Dark Star, Demiplane, Dominate Monster, Incendiary Cloud, Mighty Fortress, Power Word: Stun, Reality Break, Sunburst

9th level: Astral Projection, Blade of Disaster, Foresight, Hyper Beam, Invulnerability, Mass Polymorph, Meteor Swarm, Power Word: Kill, Time Stop, Weird, Wish

Actions

Multiattack. Werb makes five melee or ranged attacks using a magic weapon he summons.

Slapstick Melee. Melee Weapon Attack: +20 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 22 (3d6 + 10) bludgeoning damage plus 18 (2d6 + 10) Force damage. Werb magically produces a wacky, slapstick item, such as a frying pan, baseball bat with nails ran through it, or paper fan, and whacks a target with it. The weapon grows in size to reach targets that are further away than 5 ft. from him.

Ranged Slapstick. Ranged Spell Attack: +20 to hit, range 150 ft., one target. Hit: 30 (4d8 + 10) bludgeoning or piercing damage plus 18 (2d6 + 10) Force damage. Werb magically produces a goofy slapstick item, such as an anvil, grand piano, or safe, and lobs it at the target.

Conjure. Werb uses an action to attempt to conjure any imaginable thing. The thing that Werb conjures behaves according to the DM.

Legendary Actions

Werb can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature’s turn. Werb regains spent legendary actions at the start of his turn.

Attack. Werb makes a Slapstick Melee or Ranged Slapstick attack.

Teleport. Werb teleports to an unoccupied space that he can see within 30 ft. of him.

Conjure (Costs 2 Actions). Werb uses his Conjure ability.