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DM's Notes for the Silly Campaign, Volume II

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			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


	'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>		'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>

Arlen

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	'''Marketplace and Trade.''' Agriculture, mostly grains/wheat/barley type stuff as well as honey and mead production from local wildflowers. Animal husbandry and leatherworking are also common professions.		'''Marketplace and Trade.''' Agriculture, mostly grains/wheat/barley type stuff as well as honey and mead production from local wildflowers. Animal husbandry and leatherworking are also common professions.

	'''Population Size.''' Small; ~~~600~~ people on any given day, with more depending on current travel and trade activities.		'''Population Size.''' Small; ~5,000 people on any given day, with more depending on current travel and trade activities.

	'''Population Density.''' Arlen’s quaint architecture, small size, and location in the plains of the Western Major Region allow for it to be populated less-densely than other areas in the world.		'''Population Density.''' Arlen’s quaint architecture, small size, and location in the plains of the Western Major Region allow for it to be populated less-densely than other areas in the world.

DM's Notes for the Silly Campaign, Volume II

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	This page is my notes for what will happen for each session plan. To view the session from the players' POV, click [[List of The Silly Campaign, Volume II Sessions\|here]].		This page is my notes for what will happen for each session plan. To view the session from the players' POV, click [[List of The Silly Campaign, Volume II Sessions\|here]].

			== Main Arc Ideas/Notes ==

			=== Main Arc (WIP) ===
			The [[Silver Cloak]] are managing a protection racket in various cities on the behalf of [[Valysir]]. The money that Alder Sharp was moving to [[Amberwell]] is, during the events of session 1, en route to another mule in [[Straetos]] who will be moving the money to their headquarters in Valysir.

			The players are slowly led to uncover a gigantic, organized protection racket fraud operation that all points to [[Jimmy Richardson\|Jimmy]] at Magicorp. This is just one of his innumerable crimes, however.

			=== Saffron's Arc ===
			The animal control people are a front for a Magicorp subsidiary because one of their main scientists, [[Dr. Marcus Greenstead]], is OBSESSED with, among other things, figuring out how [[Magical Cats]] work, so he is trying to systematically find them by catching all different kinds of cats everywhere. These people are responsible for Clove's separation from her parents.

			=== Schmebulock's Arc ===
			At some point into the game, the player's enemies vandalize and destroy Schmebulock's business. His patron, ''[[Id]]'', makes an appearance, and requests that Schmebulock do something terrible or face consequences. The party is nudged into figuring out how Schmebulock can break his pact.

			=== Bastion's Arc ===
			After breaking his oath with [https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Lolth,_Goddess_of_Spiders_(5e_Creature) Lolth], the deity appears and declares Bastion an on-site enemy of all drow from this day forward for forsaking her name.

	== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==		== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==

Gôl

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	'''Indomitable Might (3/day).''' Gôl can choose to use his Strength ability score as the total for any Strength check or saving throw.		'''Indomitable Might (3/day).''' Gôl can choose to use his Strength ability score as the total for any Strength check or saving throw.

			'''Magic Weapons.''' Gôl's weapon attacks are magical.

			'''Primal Senses.''' Gôl can use an action to choose to see in infrared vision until he chooses to end the effect as a bonus action. If a creature has a heat signature, Gôl can see their outline through most materials.

	'''Headhunter.''' Through magic of his own design, Gôl’s sword, the Windforce, grants him two unique properties:		'''Headhunter.''' Through magic of his own design, Gôl’s sword, the Windforce, grants him two unique properties:
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	* Upon beheading a foe, Gôl restores 75 hit points and can take another action.		* Upon beheading a foe, Gôl restores 75 hit points and can take another action.

	'''Rebirth.''' Upon taking fatal damage, Gôl’s soul teleports home to the Far Country, where it remains for 1d10 days. After those days have passed, Gôl emerges from a tree with no possessions except a new sword, or the same sword he had previously if he died with it. Each time Gôl dies, he loses half of his stacks. If the tree is destroyed and Gôl dies, he will remain dead. As the god of the forests, he may also receive premonitions of danger, and unless incapacitated, cannot be surprised.		'''Rebirth.''' Upon taking fatal damage, Gôl’s soul teleports home to the Far Country, where it remains for 1d10 days. After those days have passed, Gôl emerges from a tree with no possessions except a new sword, or the same sword he had previously if he died with it. Each time Gôl dies, he loses half of his stacks. If the tree is destroyed and Gôl dies, he will remain dead. As the god of the forests, he may also receive premonitions of danger, and unless incapacitated, cannot be surprised.\|actions='''Multiattack.''' Gôl makes three attacks with the Windforce, then honks.

	'''Primal Senses.''' Gôl can use an action to choose to see in infrared vision until he chooses to end the effect as a bonus action. If a creature has a heat signature, Gôl can see their outline through most materials.\|actions='''Multiattack.''' Gôl makes three attacks with the Windforce, then honks.

	'''Windforce.''' ''Melee Weapon Attack:'' +20 to hit, reach 10 ft., one creature. ''Hit:'' 4d12 slashing/piercing damage, and the target must succeed on a DC 23 Strength saving throw or be shoved back 30 feet by a gust of wind. On a 19 or 20 attack roll against a creature that has at least one head, Gôl cuts off one of the creature’s heads. The creature dies if it can’t survive without the lost head. A creature is immune to this effect if it is immune to slashing damage, doesn’t have or need a head, or the DM decides that the creature is too big for its head to be cut off with the attack. Such a creature instead takes an additional 8d12 slashing damage.		'''Windforce.''' ''Melee Weapon Attack:'' +20 to hit, reach 10 ft., one creature. ''Hit:'' 4d12 slashing/piercing damage, and the target must succeed on a DC 23 Strength saving throw or be shoved back 30 feet by a gust of wind. On a 19 or 20 attack roll against a creature that has at least one head, Gôl cuts off one of the creature’s heads. The creature dies if it can’t survive without the lost head. A creature is immune to this effect if it is immune to slashing damage, doesn’t have or need a head, or the DM decides that the creature is too big for its head to be cut off with the attack. Such a creature instead takes an additional 8d12 slashing damage.

Oerlikon

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	The '''Oerlikon''' (''"ore - leh - ken"'') are an order of elite, ~~druidic~~ warriors sworn to a sacred duty of protecting the earth by ~~any~~ means necessary. They are followers of [[Gôl]], [[Kern]]'s deity of nature, trees, vegetation, natural beauty, lakes, plants, critters, agriculture, and the harvest.		The '''Oerlikon''' (''"ore - leh - ken"'') are an order of elite, druid-adjacent warriors sworn to a sacred duty of protecting the earth by lethal means when peace fails to deliver necessary results. They are followers of [[Gôl]], [[Kern]]'s deity of nature, trees, vegetation, natural beauty, lakes, plants, critters, agriculture, and the harvest.

			Comparable to samurai or traditional knights, the Oerlikon are sworn to the immortal task of defending Kern and its’ natural beauty from its’ attackers. When the Oerlikon decide to strike, they rely on sheer brutality in low numbers, usually traveling in groups of no less than five. Their presence represents the final straw towards its’ offenders, and the straightforward, explosive destruction of their enemies ensures is their top priority.

			== Feud with Magicorp ==
			Due chiefly to the wanton pollution of the earth caused by [[Mana Drilling Sites\|''mana'' drilling sites]] and innumerable other environmental crimes committed by the hands of [[Jimmy Richardson]] and [[Magicorp]], the Oerlikon are locked in a vicious, bloodthirsty crusade against the CEO and his company, and have tried many times to assassinate him.

			Gôl, who has been alive longer than 2,000 years, regards Jimmy as the single-worst environmental enemy he's ever encountered in his life, and has named him as public enemy number one to his followers.

Gôl

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	''Nature, trees, vegetation, natural beauty, lakes, plants, critters, agriculture, harvest''		''Nature, trees, vegetation, natural beauty, lakes, plants, critters, agriculture, harvest''

	Roaming every natural and untamed space on the face of the earth are the [[Oerlikon]], an order of anthropomorphic, sword-wielding birds commanded by the forest deity and cryptid '''Gôl'''. Comparable to samurai or knights, the Oerlikon are sworn to the immortal task of defending [[Kern]] and its’ natural beauty from its’ attackers. When the Oerlikon decide to strike, they rely on sheer brutality in low numbers, usually traveling in groups of no less than five. Their presence represents the final straw towards its’ offenders, and the straightforward, ~~wonton~~ destruction of their enemies ensures is their top priority. You don’t want no trouble with the trees.		Roaming every natural and untamed space on the face of the earth are the [[Oerlikon]], an order of anthropomorphic, sword-wielding birds commanded by the forest deity and cryptid '''Gôl'''. Comparable to samurai or knights, the Oerlikon are sworn to the immortal task of defending [[Kern]] and its’ natural beauty from its’ attackers. When the Oerlikon decide to strike, they rely on sheer brutality in low numbers, usually traveling in groups of no less than five. Their presence represents the final straw towards its’ offenders, and the straightforward, explosive destruction of their enemies ensures is their top priority.

			You don’t want no trouble with the trees.

	An alternate version of Gôl first appeared in [[Campaign: 1971]]. [[Salamalin]] contacted him before the events of that campaign to hire him among several others to dispatch Illeth, a Nephilim lich. Shortly after the party killed him and Gôl consumed his soul, he and the Oerlikon performed a hostile takeover of the McDonald’s corporation and re-branded it into the eponymous ''Gôl’s''. {{Statblock\|name=Gôl\|size_alignment=Huge celestial [goose], Chaotic Good\|ac=28 (Unarmored Defense)\|hp=550\|speed=100 ft., fly 60 ft., swim 100 ft.\|str=30\|dex=22\|con=30\|int=18\|wis=26\|cha=30\|saves=Str +19, Dex +16, Con +20, Wis +15\|skills=Acrobatics +19, Animal Handling +20, Athletics +19, History +16, Insight +18, Intimidation +20, Nature +18, Perception +17, Religion +18, Stealth +18, Survival +18\|resistances=All damage from nonmagical weapons; Cold, Necrotic\|immunities=\|condition_immunities=Poisoned, petrified, charmed, exhaustion\|senses=Truesight 120 ft., Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 22\|languages=All languages; Limitless telepathy as long as both parties are on the same plane of existence\|cr=27 (105,000 XP)\|traits='''Powerful Build.''' Gôl counts as a size larger when making Strength checks to lift, pick up, move, carry, or throw objects.		An alternate version of Gôl first appeared in [[Campaign: 1971]]. [[Salamalin]] contacted him before the events of that campaign to hire him among several others to dispatch Illeth, a Nephilim lich. Shortly after the party killed him and Gôl consumed his soul, he and the Oerlikon performed a hostile takeover of the McDonald’s corporation and re-branded it into the eponymous ''Gôl’s''. {{Statblock\|name=Gôl\|size_alignment=Huge celestial [goose], Chaotic Good\|ac=28 (Unarmored Defense)\|hp=550\|speed=100 ft., fly 60 ft., swim 100 ft.\|str=30\|dex=22\|con=30\|int=18\|wis=26\|cha=30\|saves=Str +19, Dex +16, Con +20, Wis +15\|skills=Acrobatics +19, Animal Handling +20, Athletics +19, History +16, Insight +18, Intimidation +20, Nature +18, Perception +17, Religion +18, Stealth +18, Survival +18\|resistances=All damage from nonmagical weapons; Cold, Necrotic\|immunities=\|condition_immunities=Poisoned, petrified, charmed, exhaustion\|senses=Truesight 120 ft., Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 22\|languages=All languages; Limitless telepathy as long as both parties are on the same plane of existence\|cr=27 (105,000 XP)\|traits='''Powerful Build.''' Gôl counts as a size larger when making Strength checks to lift, pick up, move, carry, or throw objects.

Kern

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	==== Gleaming Forest ====		==== Gleaming Forest ====
	Resting between [[Amberwell]] and the bustling nation of Lyre is the Gleaming Forest. It is a relatively small, but dense and pronounced area of lush vegetation and critters. Alongside the [[Kern#Dragon’s Thumb Forest\|Dragon’s Thumb Forest]], it is one of two of the most potent~~, wild~~ sources of ''mana''. While there is a main highway through the forest, it is surprisingly easy to become lost, and even the more seasoned adventurers of Kern are prone to getting turned around in it. Bands of thieves are often reported roaming the highways searching for naive passers-by.		Resting between [[Amberwell]] and the bustling nation of Lyre is the Gleaming Forest. It is a relatively small, but dense and pronounced area of lush vegetation and critters. Alongside the [[Kern#Dragon’s Thumb Forest\|Dragon’s Thumb Forest]], it is one of two of the most potent sources of wild ''mana''. While there is a main highway through the forest, it is surprisingly easy to become lost, and even the more seasoned adventurers of Kern are prone to getting turned around in it. Bands of thieves are often reported roaming the highways searching for naive passers-by.

	==== Lochfog ====		==== Lochfog ====
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	=== Dragon's Thumb Forest ===		=== Dragon's Thumb Forest ===
	Like the [[Kern#Gleaming Forest\|Gleaming Forest]], Dragon’s Thumb is ~~the only other known, consistent~~ source of wild ''mana'' in the world. It is a forest that grew in the ruins of a battleground torn asunder by the [[Oerlikon]] when they warred with the first great necromancer ~~one~~ thousand years ago.		Like the [[Kern#Gleaming Forest\|Gleaming Forest]], the Dragon’s Thumb Forest is an extremely significant source of wild ''mana'' in the world. It is a forest that grew in the ruins of a battleground torn asunder by the [[Oerlikon]] when they warred with the first great necromancer over a thousand years ago.

	The forest is full of castle ruins, caves, cliffs, and waterfalls the whole way through. There is a highway between [[Valysir]] and [[Ecil]], but it is a very seedy place where crime rates are high, usually related to the interception of goods on their way between the two cities.		The forest is full of castle ruins, caves, cliffs, and waterfalls the whole way through. There is a highway between [[Valysir]] and [[Ecil]], but it is a very seedy place where crime rates are high, usually related to the interception of goods on their way between the two cities.

Valysirian Empire

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Official Territories

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	== Official Territories ==		== Official Territories ==

	* [[Valysir]]
	* [[Ecil]]		* [[Ecil]]
	* [[Vale's Retreat]]		* [[Vale's Retreat]]
			* [[Valysir]]

	== ''De Facto'' Territories ==		== ''De Facto'' Territories ==

	* [[~~Tharic~~]]		* [[Amberwell]]
	* [[Fillmore]]		* [[Fillmore]]
	* [[Haxby]]		* [[Haxby]]
			* [[Scotchwood\|The Hot Pot]]
	* [[Scotchwood]]		* [[Scotchwood]]
	* [[~~Amberwell]]~~		* [[Tharic]]
	* [[The Hot Pot]]

Valysirian Empire

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The '''Valysirian Empire''' refers to a group of territories obtained through both conquest and commerce via [[Magicorp]] that belong to the empire.

== Official Territories ==

* [[Valysir]]
* [[Ecil]]
* [[Vale's Retreat]]

== ''De Facto'' Territories ==

* [[Tharic]]
* [[Fillmore]]
* [[Haxby]]
* [[Scotchwood]]
* [[Amberwell]]
* [[The Hot Pot]]

Valysir

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	== Features ==		== Features ==
	'''Marketplace and Trade.''' Valysir is both the largest nation in the world and the international headquarters of [[Magicorp]]. The ~~country~~ imports and exports basically everything. There are numerous national banks in the heart of the capitol with power and influence. Additionally, situated at the remote island to the north is the '''[[Valysirian Royal Penitentiary]]''', a massive, for-profit prison controlled by Magicorp widely believed to be the most-secure in the world.		'''Marketplace and Trade.''' Valysir is both the largest nation in the world and the international headquarters of [[Magicorp]]. The empire imports and exports basically everything. There are numerous national banks in the heart of the capitol with power and influence. Additionally, situated at the remote island to the north is the '''[[Valysirian Royal Penitentiary]]''', a massive, for-profit prison controlled by Magicorp widely believed to be the most-secure in the world.

	'''Population Size.''' #1: Valysir has a registered population of 13 million.		'''Population Size.''' #1: Valysir has a registered population of 13 million.
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	'''Population Demographics.''' Valysir has the highest diversity of any country in the world, for better or worse.		'''Population Demographics.''' Valysir has the highest diversity of any country in the world, for better or worse.

	'''Government.''' Valysir is ~~a monarchy ruled by a king~~, though he is ~~a king~~ in name only. He is ~~effectively~~ a ~~slave~~ to the CEO of Magicorp, [[Jimmy Richardson]]. The royal system is very controversial, both politically and in actuality. Valysir’s navy is feared far and wide and is rivaled only by that of [[Lyre]], and their other armed forces have been seen as equally-formidable at times before as well. Valysir is also home to the world headquarters of the [[Silver Cloak]], a private militia company controlled by Magicorp who frequently supplant the ~~country~~'s shows of force.		'''Government.''' Valysir is an empire, though their leader is really only an emperor in name only. It is popularly theorized that he is a puppet ruler to the CEO of Magicorp, [[Jimmy Richardson]]. The royal system is very controversial, both politically and in actuality. Valysir’s navy is feared far and wide and is rivaled only by that of [[Lyre]], and their other armed forces have been seen as equally-formidable at times before as well. Valysir is also home to the world headquarters of the [[Silver Cloak]], a private militia company controlled by Magicorp who frequently supplant the empire's shows of force.

	'''Culture.''' The kingdom has produced many, if not most of the world’s most prominent works of art, literature, and more. There are dozens of crystal ball stations in the area that broadcast globally, including Schmickelodeon, a station that specializes in animations created by illusionist wizards. The city is peppered with all sorts of museums, cathedrals, performing arts centers, and national parks.		'''Culture.''' The kingdom has produced many, if not most of the world’s most prominent works of art, literature, and more. There are dozens of crystal ball stations in the area that broadcast globally, including Schmickelodeon, a station that specializes in animations created by illusionist wizards. The city is peppered with all sorts of museums, cathedrals, performing arts centers, and national parks.

Siluriformuloid Mafia

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	Despite being headquartered in [[Balaris]], the mafia is known for their ability to swiftly migrate to different areas of the world, which has made apprehending them and breaking up the mob a task more easier said than done. They are infamous for feuding with various different groups, including the [[Goblin Settlement\|goblins]], [[Silver Cloak]], pirates, [[Magicorp]], the drow, and the githyanki.		Despite being headquartered in [[Balaris]], the mafia is known for their ability to swiftly migrate to different areas of the world, which has made apprehending them and breaking up the mob a task more easier said than done. They are infamous for feuding with various different groups, including the [[Goblin Settlement\|goblins]], [[Silver Cloak]], pirates, [[Magicorp]], the drow, and the githyanki.

	They are solely responsible for the defense and maintenance of the [[Balaris#Balaris Fishing Settlement\|Balaris Fishing Settlement]], which is the source of the majority of their revenue in exporting different kinds of fish. Various countries at different points in history have attempted to colonize or claim the settlement, but each time the mafia was able to repel the invaders. Roughly 40 years before the events of the [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|first campaign]], an international law was passed declaring the fishing settlement to be a protected land.		They are solely responsible for the defense and maintenance of the [[Balaris#Balaris Fishing Settlement\|Balaris Fishing Settlement]], which is the source of the majority of their revenue in exporting different kinds of fish. Various countries at different points in history have attempted to colonize or claim the settlement, but each time the mafia was able to repel the invaders. Roughly 40 years before the events of the [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|first campaign]], an international law was passed declaring the fishing settlement to be a protected, sovereign land belonging to the siluriformuloids.

	The mob controls an immense amount of wealth hidden away in different banks throughout the world, and they are also known for employing non-siluriformuloid members for their schemes.		The mob controls an immense amount of wealth hidden away in different banks throughout the world, and they are also known for employing non-siluriformuloid members for their schemes.

Balaris

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Balaris Fishing Settlement

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	= Balaris Fishing Settlement =		= Balaris Fishing Settlement =
	A large landmass only a few short miles away from the shores of Balaris, the '''Balaris Fishing Settlement''' is an area revered by the citizens of Balaris and most of the world for its legends and tall tales of fantastic fishing stories.		A large landmass only a few short miles away from the shores of Balaris, the '''Balaris Fishing Settlement''' is an area revered by the citizens of Balaris and most of the world for its legends and tall tales of fantastic fishing stories.

			The [[Siluriformuloid Mafia]] is solely responsible for the defense and maintenance of the area, which is the source of the majority of their revenue in exporting different kinds of fish. Various countries at different points in history have attempted to colonize or claim the settlement, but each time the mafia was able to repel the invaders. Roughly 40 years before the events of the [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|first campaign]], an international law was passed declaring the fishing settlement to be a protected, sovereign land belonging to the siluriformuloids.

	== Features ==		== Features ==

Siluriformuloid Mafia

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	Despite being headquartered in [[Balaris]], the mafia is known for their ability to swiftly migrate to different areas of the world, which has made apprehending them and breaking up the mob a task more easier said than done. They are infamous for feuding with various different groups, including the [[Goblin Settlement\|goblins]], [[Silver Cloak]], pirates, [[Magicorp]], the drow, and the githyanki.		Despite being headquartered in [[Balaris]], the mafia is known for their ability to swiftly migrate to different areas of the world, which has made apprehending them and breaking up the mob a task more easier said than done. They are infamous for feuding with various different groups, including the [[Goblin Settlement\|goblins]], [[Silver Cloak]], pirates, [[Magicorp]], the drow, and the githyanki.

			They are solely responsible for the defense and maintenance of the [[Balaris#Balaris Fishing Settlement\|Balaris Fishing Settlement]], which is the source of the majority of their revenue in exporting different kinds of fish. Various countries at different points in history have attempted to colonize or claim the settlement, but each time the mafia was able to repel the invaders. Roughly 40 years before the events of the [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|first campaign]], an international law was passed declaring the fishing settlement to be a protected land.

	The mob controls an immense amount of wealth hidden away in different banks throughout the world, and they are also known for employing non-siluriformuloid members for their schemes.		The mob controls an immense amount of wealth hidden away in different banks throughout the world, and they are also known for employing non-siluriformuloid members for their schemes.

Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II

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Findrel Mosswalker

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	An anthropomorphic beaver originally hailing from the town of Maplewood in [[Aestros]], Findrel is on a journey to explore the world in search of peace and wisdom.		An anthropomorphic beaver construction worker and outdoorsman originally hailing from the town of Maplewood in [[Aestros]], Findrel is on a journey to explore the world in search of peace and wisdom.

	=== Schmebulock ===		=== Schmebulock ===
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	A rare Magical Cat from the town of [[Arlen]] ~~who is the adoptive mother of Clove,~~ a tiny kitten ~~who was separated from~~ her parents ~~at the hands of~~ an evil animal control unit.		A rare Magical Cat from the town of [[Arlen]] on a quest to reunite a tiny kitten named Clove with her parents, who were captured by an evil animal control unit.

	=== Resin Nat Azel ===		=== Resin Nat Azel ===
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	A mercenary-for-hire drow originally from the Underdark specializing in fellow drow targets who ~~resides~~ in a cave in the [[Kern#Far Country\|Far Country]].		A mercenary-for-hire, schizoid drow originally from the Underdark specializing in fellow drow targets who lives a life of isolation in a cave in the [[Kern#Far Country\|Far Country]].

	== Main Antagonists ==		== Main Antagonists ==

DM's Notes for the Silly Campaign, Volume II

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Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin'

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	* '''Combat Group B (optional):''' [[Mazdul]]		* '''Combat Group B (optional):''' [[Mazdul]]

	~~The~~ story begins in [[Arlen]], a small town in the center of the great plains of the [[Kern#Western Major Region\|Western Major Region]].		Our story begins in [[Arlen]], a small town in the center of the great plains of the [[Kern#Western Major Region\|Western Major Region]].

	[[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Schmebulock\|'''Schmebulock''']], a crafty, self-serving, but well-meaning entrepreneurial gnome tailor, has just finished chewing out the post office for holding up a shipment of fabrics to his home country of [[Straetos]] after learning over the [[telestone]] that it was delayed. Schmebulock is scheduled to depart from Arlen the following morning on a train to [[Aestros]] so he can board a boat to go back home to Straetos.		[[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Schmebulock\|'''Schmebulock''']], a crafty, self-serving, but well-meaning entrepreneurial gnome tailor, has just finished chewing out the post office for holding up a shipment of fabrics to his home country of [[Straetos]] after learning over the [[telestone]] that it was delayed. Schmebulock is scheduled to depart from Arlen the following morning on a train to [[Aestros]] so he can board a boat to go back home to Straetos.

	Walking out of the post office, right next door is a bank that is under construction. Arlen's mayor, Dan Giggles, has contracted out a construction company from the neighboring country of Aestros to take on the project; among their laborers is [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Findrel Mosswalker\|'''Findrel Mosswalker''']], an anthropomorphic beaver who yearns for an adventure to find supreme wisdom and inner peace. The construction workers pour into the ''The Flying Knife'', a tavern situated across the street from the bank and the post office.		Walking out of the post office in the town square, right next door is a bank that is under construction. Arlen's mayor, Dan Giggles, has contracted out a construction company from the neighboring country of Aestros to take on the project; among their laborers is [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Findrel Mosswalker\|'''Findrel Mosswalker''']], an anthropomorphic beaver who yearns for an adventure to find supreme wisdom and inner peace. The construction workers pour into the ''The Flying Knife'', a tavern situated across the street from the bank and the post office.

	Inside the tavern, sat in a dim corner with their hood up is a suspicious figure; this is [[Mazdul]], a client belonging to [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Bastion Spidersilk\|'''Bastion Spidersilk''']], a drow assassin who specializes in hits against fellow drow. He is waiting for the latter to arrive so that he can provide the rest of his payment for a recent hit. In the tavern's kitchen, '''[[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Resin Nat Azel\|Resin Nat Azel]]''', a tiefling druid, has recently accepted a temporary position as a cook while the tavern's head cook, a man named Bartholomew Mead, finishes a sabbatical. And, high up above, hidden and out of sight of the bar flies, lies in wait a plucky, adventurous [[Magical Cat]] named [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Saffron the Cat\|'''Saffron''']] who is attempting to steal scraps from the kitchen to feed '''Clove''', a tiny, regular kitten and her adoptive daughter, waiting for her to return at the inn where they've established camp.		Inside the tavern, sat in a dim corner with their hood up is a suspicious figure; this is [[Mazdul]], a client belonging to [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Bastion Spidersilk\|'''Bastion Spidersilk''']], a drow assassin who specializes in hits against fellow drow. He is waiting for the latter to arrive so that he can ostensibly provide the rest of his payment for a recent hit. In the tavern's kitchen, '''[[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Resin Nat Azel\|Resin Nat Azel]]''', a tiefling druid, has recently accepted a temporary position as a cook while the tavern's normal head cook, a man named Bartholomew Mead, finishes a sabbatical. And, high up above, hidden and out of sight of the bar flies, lies in wait a plucky, adventurous [[Magical Cat]] named [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Saffron the Cat\|'''Saffron''']] who is attempting to steal scraps from the kitchen to feed '''Clove''', a tiny, regular kitten and her adoptive daughter, waiting for her to return to the nearby inn where they've established camp.

	When Bastion arrives to speak with Mazdul, who paid him 7 gold pieces up front for his most-recent hit and agreed to pay him 7 more upon completing the job, ~~Mazdul~~ refuses to pay the remainder. The target, a drow named Alder Sharp, ~~was~~ a money mule, and his job was to transport a trove of gold pieces from ~~the~~ [[~~Kern#Last ‘Stoppe Inn\|Last 'Stoppe Inn~~]] to [[Amberwell]]. Mazdul originally did not tell Bastion who Sharp was working for, but if he is pressed, he may learn that it was for the [[Silver Cloak]], who the players are well-aware of as a constabulary force based out of [[Valysir]]~~. The shipment was headed from Amberwell to Straetos~~. Mazdul can be pressed in any number of ways to pay up his remainder, but he claims that the shipment did, in fact, leave Amberwell.		When Bastion arrives to speak with Mazdul, who paid him 7 gold pieces up front for his most-recent hit and agreed to pay him 7 more upon completing the job, refuses to pay the remainder.

			The target was a drow named Alder Sharp, a money mule, and his job was to transport a trove of gold pieces from [[Aestros]] to [[Amberwell]]. Mazdul originally did not tell Bastion who Sharp was working for, but if he is pressed, he may learn that it was for the [[Silver Cloak]], who the players are well-aware of as a constabulary force based out of [[Valysir]]. Mazdul can be pressed in any number of ways to pay up his remainder, but he claims that the shipment did, in fact, leave Amberwell, and is now en route to Straetos.

	After the players meet and each exit the bar around the same time, as they are each on their way to Arlen's main inn that is near the town square, a quartet of drunk goblins accost the group outside the inn. If the players talk their way out of combat, they proceed into the inn and sleep; otherwise, they will have to figure out what to do with the goblins' bodies afterward.		After the players meet and each exit the bar around the same time, as they are each on their way to Arlen's main inn that is near the town square, a quartet of drunk goblins accost the group outside the inn. If the players talk their way out of combat, they proceed into the inn and sleep; otherwise, they will have to figure out what to do with the goblins' bodies afterward.

	The following morning, a group of roughly ten goblins are waiting outside their rooms for them (a mixture of more goblins from Combat Group A). The goblins are angry at the players for disrespecting and/or killing the other goblins that harassed them the night before, and are intent on running the group out of town. During the scuffle, the Silver Cloak is too late and cannot reach the altercation in time, and so the goblins attempt to chase the players south out of town into the wilderness, the great plains. To their south is Amberwell, and to the west is the [[Goblin Settlement]].		The following morning, a group of roughly ten goblins are waiting outside their rooms for them (a mixture of more goblins from Combat Group A). The goblins are angry at the players for disrespecting and/or killing the other goblins that harassed them the night before, and are intent on running the group out of town and trying to kill them. During the scuffle, the Silver Cloak is too late and cannot reach the altercation in time, and so the goblins attempt to chase the players south out of town into the wilderness, the great plains. To their south is Amberwell, and to the west is the [[Goblin Settlement]].

Mazdul

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	'''Mazdul''' is a minor character who hired [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Bastion Spidersilk\|Bastion Spidersilk]] to eliminate Alder Sharp, a mule assigned to move money from ~~the~~ [[~~Kern#Last ‘Stoppe Inn\|Last 'Stoppe Inn~~]] to [[Amberwell]] before the events of [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|the campaign]] began. {{Statblock\|name=Mazdul\|size_alignment=Medium human, Lawful Evil\|ac=16\|hp=27\|speed=30 ft., climb 30 ft.\|str=10\|dex=15\|con=10\|int=12\|wis=14\|cha=16\|skills=Deception +5, Insight +4, Investigation +5, Perception +6, Sleight of Hand +4, Stealth +6\|senses=Passive Perception 16\|languages=Common, undercommon\|cr=1 (200 XP)\|actions='''Shortsword.''' ''Melee Weapon Attack:'' +4 to hit, one target, reach 5 ft., one target. ''Hit:'' 1d6+2 slashing damage plus 2d6 Poison damage.		'''Mazdul''' is a minor character who hired [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II#Bastion Spidersilk\|Bastion Spidersilk]] to eliminate Alder Sharp, a mule assigned to move money from [[Aestros]] to [[Amberwell]] before the events of [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|the campaign]] began. {{Statblock\|name=Mazdul\|size_alignment=Medium human, Lawful Evil\|ac=16\|hp=27\|speed=30 ft., climb 30 ft.\|str=10\|dex=15\|con=10\|int=12\|wis=14\|cha=16\|skills=Deception +5, Insight +4, Investigation +5, Perception +6, Sleight of Hand +4, Stealth +6\|senses=Passive Perception 16\|languages=Common, undercommon\|cr=1 (200 XP)\|actions='''Shortsword.''' ''Melee Weapon Attack:'' +4 to hit, one target, reach 5 ft., one target. ''Hit:'' 1d6+2 slashing damage plus 2d6 Poison damage.

	'''Hand Crossbow.''' ''Ranged Weapon Attack:'' +4 to hit, one target, range 30/120 ft., one target. ''Hit:'' 1d6+2 piercing damage plus 2d6 Poison damage.\|bonus_actions='''Cunning Action.''' Mazdul takes the Dash, Disengage, or Hide action.\|traits=}}		'''Hand Crossbow.''' ''Ranged Weapon Attack:'' +4 to hit, one target, range 30/120 ft., one target. ''Hit:'' 1d6+2 piercing damage plus 2d6 Poison damage.\|bonus_actions='''Cunning Action.''' Mazdul takes the Dash, Disengage, or Hide action.\|traits=}}

Darkheart

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	A sentient, double-edged, slightly translucent, pitch-black greatsword. On its’ hilt is a wide, similarly silhouette colored iris with a faint, red catlike slit for a pupil. It has a +4 bonus to attack and damage rolls. It looks like a three-dimensional shadow. Unlike other greatswords, the Darkheart does not have the ''Heavy'' property.		A sentient, double-edged, slightly translucent, pitch-black greatsword. On its’ hilt is a wide, similarly silhouette colored iris with a faint, red catlike slit for a pupil. It has a +4 bonus to attack and damage rolls. It looks like a three-dimensional shadow. Unlike other greatswords, the Darkheart does not have the ''Heavy'' property.

	'''The One Dangerous Game.''' Upon touching the Darkheart, it will challenge you to a staring contest, the outcome of which is determined by a Wisdom saving throw. The DC is decided secretly by the DM. If you win, the sword rejects you and gifts you one Inspiration point~~, and you can either walk away or try again in 24 hours~~. If you lose, you become the sword’s champion. If your attunement slots are full, the DM decides which item you must break attunement with to accommodate the sword. Your alignment shifts to Evil, and you are granted the following ~~abilities~~:		This legendary weapon is a catastrophic, world-rending instrument of incomprehensible malice and mayhem.

			'''The One Dangerous Game.''' Upon touching the Darkheart, it will challenge you to a staring contest, the outcome of which is determined by a Wisdom saving throw. The DC is decided secretly by the DM. If you win, the sword rejects you and gifts you one Inspiration point. If you lose, you become the sword’s champion. If your attunement slots are full, the DM decides which item you must break attunement with to accommodate the sword.

			Your alignment shifts to Evil, and you are granted the following traits:

	* You are considered proficient with the Darkheart while attuned to it.		* You are considered proficient with the Darkheart while attuned to it.
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	Each time you use the Darkheart to cast Wish, the d20 roll that decides whether or not it assumes control of you increases by 1. So on your second wish, a roll of 2 or fewer will enthrall you, and so on.		Each time you use the Darkheart to cast Wish, the d20 roll that decides whether or not it assumes control of you increases by 1. So on your second wish, a roll of 2 or fewer will enthrall you, and so on.

	'''Ending Attunement.''' A Wish spell that did not originate from you can be used to unmake the Darkheart if it is within 5 feet of the caster. Alternatively, a prophesied battle with the wielder of the Darkheart’s sister, the [[Illumina]], may result in it being destroyed; if either of these scenarios happen, you die. Dying while attuned to the Darkheart and being later revived, such as by the Revivify, Resurrection, or True Resurrection spells does not end attunement. The Darkheart may decide to break its attunement with you while you are dead, depending on how likely it believes you will be revived.		'''Ending Attunement.''' Dying while attuned to the Darkheart and being revived at a later point, such as by the Revivify, Resurrection, or True Resurrection spells, does not end your attunement to it. The Darkheart may decide to break its attunement with you while you are dead, depending on how likely it believes you will be revived. A Wish spell that did not originate from you can be used to unmake the Darkheart if it is within 5 feet of the caster. Alternatively, a prophesied battle with the wielder of the Darkheart’s sister, the [[Illumina]], may result in it being destroyed; if either of these scenarios happen, you die.

	'''Sentience.''' The Darkheart is a sentient Chaotic Evil weapon with an Intelligence of 24, Wisdom of 10, and a Charisma of 20. It has hearing and Darkvision out to 120 feet. The Darkheart’s voice is a deep, guttural, echoing cacophony of many voices, speaking the same words and sentences as one to form individual speech. Occasionally, only one voice will appear instead of the nearly incomprehensible rumble of thousands of wretched souls. The same voice alone is not usually heard more than once.		'''Sentience.''' The Darkheart is a sentient Chaotic Evil weapon with an Intelligence of 24, Wisdom of 10, and a Charisma of 20. It has hearing and Darkvision out to 120 feet. The Darkheart’s voice is a deep, guttural, echoing cacophony of many voices, speaking the same words and sentences as one to form individual speech. Occasionally, only one voice will appear instead of the nearly incomprehensible rumble of thousands of wretched souls. The same voice alone is not usually heard more than once.

	'''Personality.''' The only things the Darkheart loves are manipulation and cunning. It longs to cause chaos and see adventuring parties torn asunder, regardless of who their enemies are. The sword’s exact origins are not clear, and there is no feasible way to get it to own up to its’ backstory. Whenever the Darkheart is not in attunement with a creature, it becomes agitated and desperate for a champion, which it posits as a symbiotic relationship.		'''Personality.''' The only things the Darkheart loves are manipulation and cunning. It longs to cause chaos and see adventuring parties torn asunder, regardless of who their enemies are. The sword’s exact origins are not clear, and there is no feasible way to get it to own up to its’ backstory. Whenever the Darkheart is not in attunement with a creature, it becomes agitated and desperate for a champion, which it posits as a symbiotic relationship.

Jimmy Richardson

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 The downright pure evil, insatiably, disgustingly-greedy CEO of [[Magicorp|Magicorp Enterprises, Ltd.]], '''Jimmy Richardson III''' is the charismatic, cunning, fearless leader of the company.
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 Richardson equates money with the ultimate philosophical takeover and permanent ownership of the world, arguing it is easier than becoming the very best there is at magic, or at the very least more interesting. Richardson utilizes a variety of paranoid, Machiavellian tactics to attain his goals, applying them all in tandem to strong-arm the people, governments, and legal systems to cover up and/or allow all the crimes and moral aberrations he commits for his company.
-Richardson, who is in his early forties, is horrified at the fact that he will one day die. Beneath his funny, charismatic, eccentric façade, he is a deeply, profoundly-paranoid man. He wants to either: a) Discover a method through magic that will allow him to live forever, or b) Find a wife to have a son with so his son can continue the family business.
+Richardson, who is in his early forties, is horrified at the fact that he will one day die. Beneath his funny, charismatic, eccentric façade, he is a deeply, profoundly-paranoid man. He wants to either: a) Discover a method through magic that will allow him to live forever, or b) Find a wife to have a son with so his son can continue the family business. {{Statblock|name=Jimmy Richardson|size_alignment=Medium humanoid (human), Chaotic Evil|ac=19 (Enchanted business suit)|hp=243|speed=30 ft.|str=14|dex=19|con=17|int=23|wis=13|cha=24|saves=Int +12, Cha +13, Proficiency Bonus +6|skills=Arcana +18, Deception +19, Insight +7, Intimidation +13, Performance +13, Persuasion +13|resistances=Bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks|senses=Passive Perception 11|languages=Common|cr=23 (50,000 XP)|traits='''Legendary Resistance (3/day).''' If Richardson fails a saving throw or ability check, he can choose to succeed instead.
-== Statblock ==
+'''Darkheart.''' Richardson is attuned to the [[Darkheart]], granting him the following traits:
-This area is a work-in-progress.
+* Richardson may receive premonitions of danger and, unless incapacitated, cannot be surprised.

List of Major NPCs

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Evil NPCs

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	* [[The Claw]]		* [[The Claw]]
	* [[Dangerous Dan]]		* [[Dangerous Dan]]
			* [[Jimmy Richardson]]
	* [[Malthezide\|Malthezide, Evil Wizard of the Forbidden Lands]]		* [[Malthezide\|Malthezide, Evil Wizard of the Forbidden Lands]]
	* [[Murlocke]]		* [[Murlocke]]

Attunement Tattoo

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	''Magical item, tattoo ink, Wondrous''		''Magical item, tattoo ink, Wondrous''

	A special type of tattoo ink that can be applied by an Artificer, ~~Wizard~~, or ~~Warlock~~ to one willing creature. The tattoo can be any design of any size, but it must include a list of specific runes and symbols somewhere in the design. The specifications for the runes may be found with the ink or separately.		A special type of tattoo ink that can be applied by an Artificer, Sorcerer, Warlock, or Wizard to one willing creature. The tattoo can be any design of any size, but it must include a list of specific runes and symbols somewhere in the design. The specifications for the runes may be found with the ink or separately.

	Applying the tattoo takes 8 hours. When it is finished, it takes 48 hours for it to heal before it becomes active. Once it is active, you may attune to one more additional magical item.		Applying the tattoo takes 8 hours. When it is finished, it takes 48 hours for it to heal before it becomes active. Once it is active, you may attune to one more additional magical item that requires attunement.

DM's Notes for the Silly Campaign, Volume II

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	'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' '''~~<big>~~MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.</big>~~'''~~		'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>

	This page is my notes for what will happen for each session plan. To view the session from the players' POV, click [[List of The Silly Campaign, Volume II Sessions\|here]].		This page is my notes for what will happen for each session plan. To view the session from the players' POV, click [[List of The Silly Campaign, Volume II Sessions\|here]].

Cosmololocon

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	''Magical Item, artifact, requires attunement by an Artificer, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, or Wizard, Legendary''		''Magical Item, artifact, requires attunement by an Artificer, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, or Wizard, Legendary''

	This item is a sentient concentration of raw magical energy about the size of a grapefruit. It permanently casts a warm, reddish-pink glow that radiates through most clothing or similar medium and vibrates softly while not being held. In theory, a skilled artificer could install it onto a necklace, ring, gauntlet, or casting focus. It was created by [[Werb]] as his “ultimate magic item” to entice the spellcasters of the universe with wielding it. To attune to this item, your character has to tell it a joke that will make it laugh. If you succeed, the orb lets you attune to it in whatever way is most convenient.		This item is a sentient concentration of raw magical energy about the size of a grapefruit. It permanently casts a warm, reddish-pink glow that radiates through most clothing or similar medium and vibrates softly while not being held. In theory, a skilled artificer could install it onto a necklace, ring, gauntlet, or casting focus. It was created by [[Werb, Maker of Things\|Werb]] as his “ultimate magic item” to entice the spellcasters of the universe with wielding it. To attune to this item, your character has to tell it a joke that will make it laugh. If you succeed, the orb lets you attune to it in whatever way is most convenient.

	While attuned to the orb, you gain the following properties:		While attuned to the orb, you gain the following properties:

Reborn Sword of Kas

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	'''Assimilation.''' If you are attuned to this sword and have at least 1 hit point, you regain 1d10 hit points at the beginning of your turn. If you take Necrotic or Poison damage at any point during a battle, this effect is suspended until the beginning of the turn following your next.		'''Assimilation.''' If you are attuned to this sword and have at least 1 hit point, you regain 1d10 hit points at the beginning of your turn. If you take Necrotic or Poison damage at any point during a battle, this effect is suspended until the beginning of the turn following your next.

	This weapon was summoned in [[Universe-12]] by a player character group using the [[Wishing Well]], a ~~magical~~ conduit of reality in capable of granting a single, reality-bending wish once every century. The sword was used to fight [[The Butler\|the ''Butler'']], as it is the only weapon that could harm him.		This weapon was summoned in [[Campaign: 2025\|Universe-12]] by a player character group using the Wishing Well, a mythical conduit of reality capable of granting a single, reality-bending wish once every century. The sword was used to fight [[The Butler\|the ''Butler'']], as it is the only weapon that could harm him.

Sword, Sorcery, Chaos

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	The Illuminati continued to fight in the shadows, but with the invasion of the shapeshifting enforcer droids, the organization’s ability to screen and retain heroes became exponentially more difficult. The Oerlikon saw their forces decimated, and by the turn of the millennium, they became very few in numbers.		The Illuminati continued to fight in the shadows, but with the invasion of the shapeshifting enforcer droids, the organization’s ability to screen and retain heroes became exponentially more difficult. The Oerlikon saw their forces decimated, and by the turn of the millennium, they became very few in numbers.

	The players learn that in 2025, the king beat the player character group and the ''Butler'' to the Wishing Well in Plato's cave, which he also used to obtain the Sword of Kas. Gilgamesh kills both the player group and the ''Butler'', then leads a campaign into the United States, where he and his forces gain access to Salamalin’s demiplanes and destroy all of them, including his last phylactery. The only thing of interest from the Plantation to Gilgamesh is the omniscient Wise, Mystical Tree, who he steals and locks away in his palace. In 2026, Gilgamesh and and his men finished a journey to Universe-13 and obtained the methods to reverse-engineer [[Magic Concrete]].		The players learn that in 2025, the king beat the player character group and the ''Butler'' to the Wishing Well in Plato's cave, which he also used to obtain the Sword of Kas. Gilgamesh kills both the player group and the ''Butler'', then leads a campaign into the United States, where he and his forces gain access to Salamalin’s demiplanes and destroy all of them, including his last phylactery. The only thing of interest from the Plantation to Gilgamesh is the omniscient Wise, Mystical Tree, who he steals and locks away in his palace. In 2026, Gilgamesh and and his men finished a journey to Universe-13 and obtained the methods to reverse-engineer [[Agarthan Mortar\|Magic Concrete]].

	In 2050, the present, Salamalin is dead, the ''Butler'', the Backrooms, and Sword of Kas are completely gone, the Illuminati has dissolved, and the Wise, Mystical Tree is being kept in Gilgamesh’s palace.		In 2050, the present, Salamalin is dead, the ''Butler'', the Backrooms, and Sword of Kas are completely gone, the Illuminati has dissolved, and the Wise, Mystical Tree is being kept in Gilgamesh’s palace.

Gôl

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	Roaming every natural and untamed space on the face of the earth are the [[Oerlikon]], an order of anthropomorphic, sword-wielding birds commanded by the forest deity and cryptid '''Gôl'''. Comparable to samurai or knights, the Oerlikon are sworn to the immortal task of defending [[Kern]] and its’ natural beauty from its’ attackers. When the Oerlikon decide to strike, they rely on sheer brutality in low numbers, usually traveling in groups of no less than five. Their presence represents the final straw towards its’ offenders, and the straightforward, wonton destruction of their enemies ensures is their top priority. You don’t want no trouble with the trees.		Roaming every natural and untamed space on the face of the earth are the [[Oerlikon]], an order of anthropomorphic, sword-wielding birds commanded by the forest deity and cryptid '''Gôl'''. Comparable to samurai or knights, the Oerlikon are sworn to the immortal task of defending [[Kern]] and its’ natural beauty from its’ attackers. When the Oerlikon decide to strike, they rely on sheer brutality in low numbers, usually traveling in groups of no less than five. Their presence represents the final straw towards its’ offenders, and the straightforward, wonton destruction of their enemies ensures is their top priority. You don’t want no trouble with the trees.

	An alternate version of Gôl first appeared in [[Campaign: 1971]]. [[Salamalin]] contacted him before the events of that campaign to hire him among several others to dispatch [[Illeth]], a Nephilim lich. Shortly after the party killed him and Gôl consumed his soul, he and the Oerlikon performed a hostile takeover of the McDonald’s corporation and re-branded it into the eponymous ''Gôl’s''. {{Statblock\|name=Gôl\|size_alignment=Huge celestial [goose], Chaotic Good\|ac=28 (Unarmored Defense)\|hp=550\|speed=100 ft., fly 60 ft., swim 100 ft.\|str=30\|dex=22\|con=30\|int=18\|wis=26\|cha=30\|saves=Str +19, Dex +16, Con +20, Wis +15\|skills=Acrobatics +19, Animal Handling +20, Athletics +19, History +16, Insight +18, Intimidation +20, Nature +18, Perception +17, Religion +18, Stealth +18, Survival +18\|resistances=All damage from nonmagical weapons; Cold, Necrotic\|immunities=\|condition_immunities=Poisoned, petrified, charmed, exhaustion\|senses=Truesight 120 ft., Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 22\|languages=All languages; Limitless telepathy as long as both parties are on the same plane of existence\|cr=27 (105,000 XP)\|traits='''Powerful Build.''' Gôl counts as a size larger when making Strength checks to lift, pick up, move, carry, or throw objects.		An alternate version of Gôl first appeared in [[Campaign: 1971]]. [[Salamalin]] contacted him before the events of that campaign to hire him among several others to dispatch Illeth, a Nephilim lich. Shortly after the party killed him and Gôl consumed his soul, he and the Oerlikon performed a hostile takeover of the McDonald’s corporation and re-branded it into the eponymous ''Gôl’s''. {{Statblock\|name=Gôl\|size_alignment=Huge celestial [goose], Chaotic Good\|ac=28 (Unarmored Defense)\|hp=550\|speed=100 ft., fly 60 ft., swim 100 ft.\|str=30\|dex=22\|con=30\|int=18\|wis=26\|cha=30\|saves=Str +19, Dex +16, Con +20, Wis +15\|skills=Acrobatics +19, Animal Handling +20, Athletics +19, History +16, Insight +18, Intimidation +20, Nature +18, Perception +17, Religion +18, Stealth +18, Survival +18\|resistances=All damage from nonmagical weapons; Cold, Necrotic\|immunities=\|condition_immunities=Poisoned, petrified, charmed, exhaustion\|senses=Truesight 120 ft., Darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 22\|languages=All languages; Limitless telepathy as long as both parties are on the same plane of existence\|cr=27 (105,000 XP)\|traits='''Powerful Build.''' Gôl counts as a size larger when making Strength checks to lift, pick up, move, carry, or throw objects.

	'''Indomitable Might (3/day).''' Gôl can choose to use his Strength ability score as the total for any Strength check or saving throw.		'''Indomitable Might (3/day).''' Gôl can choose to use his Strength ability score as the total for any Strength check or saving throw.

Homebrew Races

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Homebrew Spells

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Session Narrative Template

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List of The Silly Campaign, Volume II Sessions

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	== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==		== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==
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	\| Session Date = August 9th, 2026		\| Session Date = August 9th, 2026
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DM's Notes for the Silly Campaign, Volume II

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	== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==		== Episode 1: Welcome to Arlen, Darlin' ==
	{{Session Infobox\|Name=1. ~~TBD~~\|Session Date=August 9th, 2026\|Party Level=1st\|In-Game Days=0-???\|Locations Visited=[[Arlen]]}}		{{Session Infobox\|Name=1. Welcome to Arlen, Darlin'\|Session Date=August 9th, 2026\|Party Level=1st\|In-Game Days=0-???\|Locations Visited=[[Arlen]]}}

	* '''Combat Group A:''' [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#booyahg%20caster_vgm Booyahg Caster] (×1), [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#goblin%20gang%20member_kkw Goblin Gang Member] (×2), [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#goblin%20warrior_xmm Goblin Warrior] (×1)		* '''Combat Group A:''' [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#booyahg%20caster_vgm Booyahg Caster] (×1), [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#goblin%20gang%20member_kkw Goblin Gang Member] (×2), [https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#goblin%20warrior_xmm Goblin Warrior] (×1)

Homebrew Items

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Siluriformuloid Mafia

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The [[Siluriformuloid Mafia]] is a convoluted network of [[siluriformuloid]] mafiosos running an organized crime scheme that revolves around the fine dining industry in [[Lyre]]. Their don, or codfather, is a massive, powerful siluriformuloid named '''Finny Fingers Malone'''.

Despite being headquartered in [[Balaris]], the mafia is known for their ability to swiftly migrate to different areas of the world, which has made apprehending them and breaking up the mob a task more easier said than done. They are infamous for feuding with various different groups, including the [[Goblin Settlement|goblins]], [[Silver Cloak]], pirates, [[Magicorp]], the drow, and the githyanki.

The mob controls an immense amount of wealth hidden away in different banks throughout the world, and they are also known for employing non-siluriformuloid members for their schemes.

List of Minor NPCs/Enemies

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 * [[Sneaker]]
 == Murlocke's ''Super Happy Fun-World'' ==

Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II

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	== Premise ==		== Premise ==
	A ragtag band of antiheroes cross paths at a tavern in Arlen and embark on an adventure through [[Kern]] of intrigue, danger, fortune, and glory.		A ragtag band of antiheroes cross paths at a tavern in [[Arlen]] and inadvertently embark on an adventure through [[Kern]] of intrigue, danger, fortune, and glory.

	== Main Protagonists ==		== Main Protagonists ==
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	\|[https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ratfolk_(5e_Race) Anthropomorphic beaver]		\|[https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ratfolk_(5e_Race) Anthropomorphic beaver]
			\|'''Current Level'''
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	\|-		\|-
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/ranger Ranger]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/ranger Ranger]
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	An anthropomorphic beaver originally hailing from the town of Maplewood in [[Aestros]], Findrel is on a journey to explore the world in search of peace and wisdom.		An anthropomorphic beaver originally hailing from the town of Maplewood in [[Aestros]], Findrel is on a journey to explore the world in search of peace and wisdom.
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:gnome Forest gnome]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:gnome Forest gnome]
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/warlock Warlock]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/warlock Warlock]
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	\|Chaotic Good		\|Chaotic Good
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			\|13
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	A smooth-talking, self-serving, unscrupulous gnome who was banished from the [[Gnome Realm]] for his unusual ways. He currently resides as a [[Gnome Realm#Public Gnomes\|public gnome]] in [[Straetos]] where he operates a less-than-quality tailoring service to compete with Straetos's premium fabrics.		A smooth-talking, self-serving, unscrupulous gnome who was banished from the [[Gnome Realm]] for his unusual ways. He currently resides as a [[Gnome Realm#Public Gnomes\|public gnome]] in [[Straetos]] where he operates a less-than-quality tailoring service to compete with Straetos's premium fabrics.
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	\|[[Magical Cat]]		\|[[Magical Cat]]
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/rogue Rogue]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/rogue Rogue]
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	A rare Magical Cat from the town of [[Arlen]] who is the adoptive mother of Clove, a tiny kitten who was separated from her parents at the hands of an evil animal control unit.		A rare Magical Cat from the town of [[Arlen]] who is the adoptive mother of Clove, a tiny kitten who was separated from her parents at the hands of an evil animal control unit.
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:tiefling Mephistopheles tiefling]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:tiefling Mephistopheles tiefling]
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/druid Druid]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/druid Druid]
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	A traveling chef and ladies' man working and living predominantly in the town of Garland, [[Aestros]], whose life journey is aimed at crafting the perfect dish.		A traveling chef and ladies' man working and living predominantly in the town of Garland, [[Aestros]], whose life journey is aimed at crafting the perfect dish.
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:elf-drow Drow]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:elf-drow Drow]
			\|'''Current Level'''
			\|1st
	\|-		\|-
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	\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/paladin Paladin]		\|[https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/paladin Paladin]
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			\|12
	\|-		\|-
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			\|'''Armor Class (AC)'''
			\|18
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	A mercenary-for-hire drow originally from the Underdark specializing in fellow drow targets who resides in a cave in the [[Kern#Far Country\|Far Country]].		A mercenary-for-hire drow originally from the Underdark specializing in fellow drow targets who resides in a cave in the [[Kern#Far Country\|Far Country]].

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			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


			'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>


	'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>		'''<big>Warning: This page contains</big>''' <big>'''MAJOR spoilers for [[Keith Presents: The Silly Campaign, Volume II\|The Silly Campaign, Volume II]]. If you are one of the players of this campaign, you should not be here.'''</big>